Friday, March 07, 2008

Ghetto-Fabulous in Bangkok

Yo! So here's the dilly (that's slang for dilly-o). My computer charger is being cranky and I need to go out and try to buy a new one! I am currently going through the ULTRA-SLOW process of typing this message letter by letter on my buddy's iPod thingy. Just to easy the minds of my fans, I am having a killer time and am looking forward to sharing my zany adventures with you soon.

The best part of all this is that, because of the 12 hour time zone difference, I am able to stay up through all hours of the night - as demonstrated by my 6AM return last night (this morning?)

The city is beautiful, I'm staying in an incredible 12th floor apartment with way too many balconies (you'd brag too if you were me) and an amazing view of the city. I'm trying a lot of new food...usually mega-spicy, and it's wreaking havoc on my stomach. Also, Wikipedia was right, it is fucking hot (though proximity to the equator is probably a solid tip-off).

I went on a few excursions yesterday, exploring temples, castles, and more than a few seedy bars; and I almost met my untimely death at the hands of about 40 motorbike taxis. Though, perhaps my crowning achievement (and the subject of one of my first blogs once I get a charger) is that there is reason to believe I am currently being pursued by my first "lady-man." I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Well...please do say hello by leaving me a comment! Thanks!!

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Let's dust this baby off.

Hey!

Alright, it's time to get this blog back up in working order. For those of you that followed me here while I was in Japan, "WELCOME BACK!" For those of you that are new here, "WELCOME!"

I leave New York City for Bangkok, Thailand in about 65 hours!



Things have been really busy here so, as is typically the case with me, I am ill-prepared. Not only am I not packed, but I don't even have enough warm-weather clothing to get through a week (let alone the 7 weeks I'll be there).

Don't you be thinking I'll be traveling half way 'round the world, looking like a scrub, though! Hell no. I'm off to the Banana Republic clearance rack tomorrow evening to bulk up my collection.

Speaking of warm weather, the Thai guys I met in Japan told me something very important about their country. They said, "There are three seasons in Thailand: Hot, very hot, and fucking hot." According to wikipedia, I'll be there during "fucking hot."

Thankfully, my mom nagged me enough about getting my vaccinations, to the point that I actually took care of it. After weeks of me saying "Sure, I'll do it," she finally blurted out in a fit of frustration, "FINE! If you die, it's off my conscience." Malaria doesn't jive with me, so I took care of it.

I actually was a little nervous about the needles, but thankfully they look way scarier than they hurt. Once again my mom, in her infinite wisdom, had me looking forward to the shot they "stick in your stomach" (maybe tuberculosis?). Thankfully they decided that wouldn't be necessary. Honestly, I'm not sure if they gave me the tuberculosis vaccination in the arm, if it was the oral vaccination I had, or if I'll actually be going to Bangkok susceptible to this disease that - as wikipedia informs me - "most commonly attacks the lungs (as pulmonary TB) but can also affect the central nervous system, the lymphatic system, the circulatory system, the genitourinary system, bones, joints and even the skin." Choice three sounds rough...but a needle jabbed in my belly sounds worse.

If you recall, or if you scroll down and look at the entries from Japan, this blog will also contain pictures. I don't currently have a battery for my camera, so I'll take care of that tomorrow after work (fundraising and development at a charter school in the Bronx) and my clearance rack shopping spree.

At this point you might be wondering "Why are you going to Thailand?"

Good question. I have answers, but I'd rather do some reading right now. SO that'll be left for tomorrow's entry.

If you've ever blogged, you know it's fun to have people comment. So...be brave, be the first, say hello. It'll keep me motivated!

Toodle-loo.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

In video form

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wurz0QGKQv8

Here is David Bornstein, speaking of how to improve journalism.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

David Bornstein Says It Best...and a LITTLE less wordy too.

David Bornstein, author of many great books on social entrepreneurship compliments my last blog post pretty well...and in about four fewer pages. Read his books!

"You may not have noticed it if you read the newspaper lately, but there are actually more social entrepreneurs than terrorists. Everyone is a change maker indeed."

Blogging is the New Black.

Like a great organization must change with its environment...this blog must also make a change.

My setting is different...last time you read, I was in Japan...doing all sorts of crazy things. While I'm no longer in Japan, the adventures are equally zany. Will those be included here...maybe sometimes.

NOW I am in the greatest city in the world. If this city, and this school, and these people can't inspire you to be a person...then...well then I guess you should just keep trying, but it is bringing out the best in me.

A quick note on blogging. For those of you that think it's a waste of time and only for people who 1.) Are trying to glorify themselves or 2.) Are ultra emo; the time has come for you to make room for a third group: those who recognize the power of the internet, a connected world, and that the best ideas come from sharing information.

It's 3:16 in the morning and I have to get up for an internship in about 4 hours, so I'll keep this short and to the point.

Mission: I want to provide an alternative to the news the media is giving us.

That mission has a long way to go, but it gives you an idea. Let's say, for example, there was a shooting today in Brooklyn...and someone died. Is that sad? Yes, very much so. Do I want something to be done to remedy the problem? Absolutely. Should it be in our newspapers or evening news program? NO!

"Today a man was shot in Brooklyn. The suspect is John Doe and he faces the following charges...(listed). Wow...that's just so sad. Next up...fire in The Bronx destroys building."

How is telling me this fixing anything?? It is not. It is teaching us to fear our surroundings and to believe that the world is fundamentally a bad place that can't be trusted.

Here is my solution...take those stories OFF the news. They belong in the obituaries. Again...is it sad someone died? Yes!

Let's replace THOSE stories with all of the beautiful, inspiring, positive things that are going on in the world. Yesterday I learned about an organization that is coming up with innovative ways to help the homeless find housing (with an 87% success rate!!!). Today I watched a woman, when she was unable to finish all of the slices of pizza she had in front of her, ask for it to be bagged so that she could give it to a homeless person rather than just throwing it out (like most of us would).

Why are stories of an individual being killed reported, while stories of an individual GIVING life ignored? I refuse to believe it's because "HUMAN'S THIRST FOR BLOOD!" What I believe, then? I believe that humans WANT TO DO GREAT THINGS. However, that carnage is what we have been convinced IS the news. We have been scared to believe the world is just a bad place and the one act of kindness we might do won't make a difference.

I argue that incredible, courageous acts are happening all over the place all of the time! If we start seeing it, we'll be more inspired to do it!

For those of you that know FREE HUGS...that's a great example...and it's not even getting full news coverage. Imagine if it was??? Go ahead and youtube FREE HUGS right now. One guy started giving hugs out...now there are multiple events by multiple people going on multiple times a week. He started a movement without FOX or CBS or Newsday. Imagine if THEY were covering him?!

Now...some of you are probably thinking this is ridiculous. We can't pretend like the world is perfectly utopian, right? You are correct. SO...here's what I would suggest.

The public CAN benefit from hearing negative things. We need to know what's going on in Iraq. We need to know about Darfur, we need to know about West Nile Virus, etc etc. BUT, don't just tell me about it. Anytime a negative is mentioned in the news, I would have a debate about the possible solutions be included. "Here's what's wrong...here's how we can fix it."

Is Global Warming a problem??? Tell me how I can fix it then!! Show me and teach me! Don't just try to scare me. Let's fix problems!

Tell me about all of the exciting things people are doing to improve the world and tell me about the things I can fix!

So what can we do to make this happen? One friend suggested a website. Sounds great. Any other ideas? Brainstorm if you're interested. Email me, call me, comment here. The more ideas, the better the solution!

Friday, January 26, 2007

The Teaser



Now that I am back on U.S. soil, this blog will serve a new purpose. Though, many of you (Steph Sparks particularly) will argue that this blog has, in fact, served no purpose at all in the last month and a half since I have rarely updated it. Maybe so. :)

Lots was going on...and when given the choice between living all I could possibly live - or sitting back every once in awhile to write - I decided to "Live the Vida Loca" as the great Ricky Martin would say.



Have no fear, though. All is not lost. In my adventures, I have taken over 3,000 pictures and another 200 hundred videos (actually the video number is made up...but there are probably close to that many).

This blog will now take on the role of a place where I can sift through these pictures and write a sort of memoir about my adventures. My first such story will be of the incredible voyage home. This is a rather lengthy tale to tell, however, and will have to wait until after the weekend. It will be worth it, though!



Read how Paula and I get drunk in the face of an evil deaf steward (is that what you'd call a male steward(ess) that can't hear our drink orders?) while bravely sailing (over in an airplane) the vast Pacific Ocean.

Read how I nearly cry while eating curry for the last time in Handa City...and then, as luck would have it, eat curry four more times before I touchdown on New York soil.



Read how I penetrate a giant tree.

Read how I BEN AND JERRY'S IS THE SHIT AND HAS LIKE 100 NEW FLAVORS (possibly a slight exaggeration...but I've counted two so far)!!!!

Read how a combination of Ben and Jerry's awesome new flavor, a windy San Francisco road, and Jess' "smooth but aggressive" driving (really a little more aggressive than smooth) almost makes me vomit mint chocolate chip all over her back seat.



Read how I never ever sleep...ever.

Read how I saved the Princess Toadstool from Bowser.



Read how I ate pizza!

Read how I still have over 70 U.S. dollars worth of yen in my back right pocket (don't try anything funny).

Read how my father is asked if he is a professor at The New School...and how we eat free quiche and drink free wine after blatantly turning down a one way street in Brooklyn, right into the clutches of the NYPD.

Read how I land on Mars and fight aliens with this Earth stick.



Read how I get free beers at redneck local bar in the middle of Wyoming...and then drink beers under the table (not "drink him under the table"...we were literally drinking under a table) with our townie waiter at a nearby diner at 5:30 in the morning.

And so much more!

I'm heading to Atlanta tomorrow for a DCI convention (at which I'm sure many more stories will be born), but I'll try to post once more before I leave. I won't hold your breath...but I'll post again on Sunday night at the latest.

Until then, I'll leave you with this final picture. I thought Japanese school children looked weird with their matching bright yellow hats. Though, while I was at Union Square yesterday, I couldn't help but notice and gawk at this group of children (and school teacher) clutching this rope for dear life as they made their way down the sidewalk.



Moral of the story...everyone looks ridiculous except me...always carry a camera.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Seoul Searching: Day 3

O-K…Here’s the new plan! I’m going to write much shorter entries for the time being. I’ve got SOOOOO much to catch you up on…and things here aren’t showing any signs of slowing down until I leave (less than two weeks left).

One of my favorite and most inspired days of this expedition took place on Day 3 of my trip to Seoul. I think a lot of it had to do with the fact that for about six hours or so, I was completely alone wandering the streets (or rivers) of South Korea’s capital city.

Don’t get me wrong…it’s been fantastic being here with Chris, and now Paula. I think this was one of Chris’ favorite times also…it’s just nice to explore a new place by yourself sometimes.

After breakfast we decided to venture to the Han River to go on a boat tour. This required a twenty five minute subway ride...which actually ended up being really fun. A bunch of high school kids were playing some sort of game when the winner inflicts pain on the loser. Kind of like the “Free Day Game” at The Cadets. It starts with a game (or tournament of Rock, Paper, Scissor – though, called something else in Korean, obviously). The loser, puts his hands at his side while the winner make their hand perfectly straight (like you’re going to karate chop something). The winner then forcefully jabs his hand (the tips of his fingers, actually) into the head of the loser. As if this wasn’t enough, the winner then takes his palm and BIFS (slaps loser with palm) in the foreheard immediately after the fingertip jab. I took lots of video footage, which only egged them on further.



Thankfully, they never asked me to play!

Once we got to the dock, we learned the schedule we had was outdated. It was going to be another 45 minutes until the boat departed, which would kind of put a dent in our last day here. I decided to wait for the boat, Chris decided to go elsewhere.

The dock area was filled with sporadic trailers that doubled as mini 7-11 type stores. I went on a hunt for some Korean chocolate…found some…and still had 42 and a half minutes left…hmmmm.

I spent a little time watching some high school kids play soccer as they waited for the boat.



Soccer has quickly become my favorite sport to watch…I just love the idea that it’s something almost the entire world shares in common and enjoys together. It seems like everywhere I go people are watching, playing, or drinking beer to soccer. The one exception is the United States…but the sport has definitely been gaining popularity in America over the last decade. I’m looking forward to getting home and getting to a few New York/New Jersey Metrostars’ games.

So I watched the pickup game for a bit and then decided to check out the shops in the waiting area the boats docked at. It was less than 40 degrees, but that didn’t stop me from enjoying a three scoop gelato.

I got onto the boat which (unfortunately or fortunately I’m not sure) was pirate themed. There was a large group of high schoolers (some were the guys playing soccer) on the boat as well. I decided to abandon the warmth of the ship’s interior so I could get a better view outside.



I was thinking I would get a solitary, meditation-like, life changing cruise down the Han River…but it didn’t quite work out like that.

Within two minutes of me going outside, one of the Korean high school guys approached me. “Where are you from?” he asked in slightly broken English.

I slowly explained, “When I go home, I’ll be living in New York City in the United States.”

”HE IS AMERICAN!!!!!” he yelled to the dozen of his friends that were watching from the inside of the ship. They all clapped and then piled outside.

They made a circle around me and just kind of looked. I broke the ice with, “So…you guys are from Korea?” Smooooth…

“Yup, we go to school in Seoul,” one of them responded.

“Ah ok, how old are you?” They responded with mixed answers of 17, 18, and 19 years old.



Next a gentleman who looked about 28 year old or so made his way through the crowd to me. He explained (in FLAWLESS English) that he was an english language teacher for these students and they were on a field trip celebrating their last exam. He asked if they could talk to me for awhile so they could get some real life experience talking english to an American.

Of course I said yes…I had a feeling it would be way more fun than staring at Seoul’s skyline for an hour anyways. We talked about their exam, if they were going to university, what they wanted to study, New York City, what I was doing in Japan, and tension between North and South Korea. Some spoke really great english and I think others were a little shy to try out their skills. I explained to them that I know very little Japanese, but that never stopped me from trying to interact as much as I could with any Japanese people I come in contact with. From my experiences the Japanese seem pleased to see a foreigner even attempt to learn and speak their language while in Japan. If I’m saying something slightly off and I apologize…they’ll usually respond with something like, “That’s ok, we understand you! You speak very good Japanese!” Trust me…that’s definitely them being polite.  I hope Americans have the same kind of reputation, though from my experiences at The Cadets, I know we tended to look forward to the ever popular “L” and “R” mix up.

I think my encouragement worked a little bit because each of the 20 of them talked to me for at least a few sentences (some for more like 15 minutes).

After the cruise (about an hour or so), they decided the class was going to walk me to the subway station so we could talk some more. We exchanged email addresses and I gave them this website. I’m looking forward to keeping in touch with my new Korean friends (one of them is actually wanting to study music in the U.S. someday).

Next stop…Dongdaemun Market.



It was another relatively long subway trek into the heart of Seoul. I got out of the station and what did I see? SHOES.



If you’ve seen that “shoes” video on Youtube…that probably just made you laugh. If you didn’t…no matter…I saw a lot of shoes.



Besides shoes…there was lots of food (street vendors all over the place!) as well as lots of clothing. The best part of it all…since it’s in South Korea…it’s all dirt cheap. The haggling makes it even more fun (and cheaper). There was a GREAT pair of blue and yellow running shoes that I got down to the U.S. equivalent of $8.50 (see Seoul Searching: Part Deux for details on how to best haggle)! It was a major bummer when they didn’t have anything (in the whole store) to fit my fat American feet.

You know what they say about guys with big feet…

They don’t get the $8.50 running sneakers.

After my aforementioned failure, I jumped back on the subway and headed back to the hotel so we could catch the shuttle bus to the airport.



The bus ride occurred during sunset and it was really beautiful.





Seoul is enveloped by mountains, so it was one of those things where – as we approached the mountain range itself – you see the city one second, go around the bend, and it’s all gone in an instant. If I go back in time somewhere, I think it would be an amazing thing to go around that bend into the city before it became industrialized. I can't even imagine what it must have looked like to be wandering through the mountains and unexpectedly stumbling upon that valley. Or to be a part of an invading army as, in a second, an ancient version of Seoul came into focus.

At the airport, I made one impulse by that finished off my wan. Masks are pretty famous here, so at the last second I couldn’t possible live without one.



The flight back to Japan was easy enough. I watched the rest of “Me, Myself, and Irene” and got another stamp on my passport…so all was well. Ooooo and, armed with proof of my flight back to America, I had no problem getting back into the great nation of Japan.

As we waited at baggage claim, I had a short conversation with Coz that has turned into an anecdote that has been told by Yoshie a thousands times since.

Coz: *pointing to stomach*Are you hungry?

Matt: *looking at Chris*Always.

So we went to an Italian restaurant in Handa City named “Pastel.” They have something called “The Sweet Set” which consists of tea or coffee, all-you-can-eat pizza (not NY pizza by any stretch of the imagination…but there’s no mayonnaise on it so I liked it just fine), a pasta entrée (I had penne with alfredo sauce, shrimp, and bacon), and then a piece of cake (many options to choose from). Chris and I amazed them with our tireless consumption of never ending pizza.

Yoshie: How much more pizza do you want?

Matt: We will eat pizza until you leave the restaurant or they stop serving it to us.


And we did.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Coming soon!

Tons of new entries coming soon! Three weeks left and I'm still having a blast! I just, but not now because I'm about to leave for a Shabu-Shabu party. I'm not entirely sure what Shabu-Shabu is, but apprently it involves all-you-can-eat meat and all-you-can-drink beer. Shabu-Shabu must have been a genius.